25 July, 2009

Not Guilty!

What do you want me to say?  My legal team rocks!? Did you really think that the jury is really going to convict me?  Come on, this is the Liverpool Crown Court, not the Chelsea Supreme Court!  Hello?  Hello?  Have you heard of the term:  "Home Court Advantage?" 

 

Oh, and on that scale of 1-10, I wasn't at level 7 in terms of drunkenness.  My lawyer told me to say '7' because this is a special number for the team.  I wanted to say '8', but my lawyer said that's too much.

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